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Mercedes W201 190E 16V EVO • Thema anzeigen - Blondine ;-)

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Beitragvon Henger » 28. Feb 2006, 13:29

Eine Blondine geht in der Stadt spazieren und kommt zu einer Laterne.
An dieser hängt ein Zettel:
"Appartement zu vermieten"-
Die Blondine denkt sich: "Super! Ich brauche, eh eine Wohnung."
Sie klopft an die Laterne.

(meiner Meinung nach könnte der Witz hier schon aufhören. Aber er geht noch
weiter...)

Keiner macht auf. Sie wiederholt ihren Versuch, jedoch wird ihr nicht
geöffnet.
Eine blonde Polizistin auf der anderen Straßenseite beobachtet einige Zeit
die
Bemühungen der Blondine, fasst sich ein Herz und geht zu ihr.
Die Polizistin fragt: "Was machen sie hier eigentlich?"
Die Blondine zeigt auf den an der Laterne hängenden Zettel
"Appartement zu vermieten"-
und bemerkt dazu, dass sie schon seit geraumer Zeit klopfe, ihr jedoch
niemand öffne.
Die Polizistin sieht die Blondine an, dann die Laterne und bemerkt dann
lapidar:
"Das gibt es nicht! Es muss jemand da sein! Es brennt doch Licht!"



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Beitragvon w201190mercedes » 28. Feb 2006, 19:21

haha gut!!
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